She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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