Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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