Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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