Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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