two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Randomize
