shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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