doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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