Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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