It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I just googled if crying burns calories
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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