Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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