I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I think i got beer on your cat.
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