the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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