So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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