He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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