I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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