i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
