she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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