i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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