Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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