Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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