Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
love makes seman taste better
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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