Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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