quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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