drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
