I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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