I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
it wasn't lemon gatorade
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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Blood and glitter go together right?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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