well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.â€
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