For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
