Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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