so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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