I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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