I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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