was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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