is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
organizing the empties. That sober.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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