? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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