A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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