She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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