dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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