I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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