we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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