she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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