Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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