I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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