try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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