Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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