Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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