I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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