D3 body, D1 cock
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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