I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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