I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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