just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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