check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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