I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
