I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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