my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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