There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Come share oat with me in your robe
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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