I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
